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heyepiphora: “Masturbation memories: A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!It’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm room and typed up my very first sex toy review. My blog is now a teen, the same age I was when I fell in love with a girl for the first time....

heyepiphora:

Masturbation memories: A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!

It’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm room and typed up my very first sex toy review. My blog is now a teen, the same age I was when I fell in love with a girl for the first time. Should I be asking my blog about its sexuality? Honey, you know you can come to me with anything.

I could yammer on about how different everything was back in 2007, because BOY WAS IT, but there are more pressing matters here, such as getting free sex toys into your hands! I’ve gathered 50 prizes for this giveaway, and I can’t wait to bestow them upon you.

Enter to win now! (ends 10/27) 

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Oct 13, 2021

sudayevs:

all my respect today goes to the boy who got arrested bc he smashed an egg on the australian senator who blamed the christchurch shootings on “muslim immigration to new zealand.” egg your local shitty politician today for solidarity with egg boy aka the only modern hero who matters

(via irwinkitten)

Mar 18, 2019

wocs:

shawn mendes looks like he would give a fuck about my feelings and treat me right, but like… if he didnt im into that too

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Mar 03, 2019

moonlitgarbage:

the progression of the 5sos albums are so funny

5sos is all about a whirlwind, cute teenage romance

SGFG is all about the edgy, emotional side of contemplating life and romance

and Youngblood is about FUCKIN

(via gotnoshame)

Feb 22, 2019

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